THE SQUIRT SYSTEM · FIVE WORLDS · 18+Five Worlds, One Very Strange Solar System
Every girl on DeepGoon comes from somewhere. The Squirt System is five worlds orbiting the Milky Load Nebula, and they are not reskins of each other — a pirate-sea jet-ski instructor from Gooniger and a bunny spirit from the elf forests of Goondor want completely different things from you, because they grew up under completely different skies. It began with Earth: sealed inside a preservation bubble during the Great Reality Tear, still stuck in 2016, its people entirely oblivious to the fact that their own fantasies bloomed outward into space and built a cosmos. Here is what grew out there.
Earth
Earth — the sealed, mythical origin world, locked away in a protective bubble and impossible to reach; revered across the system as holy ground.
Earth is the sacred origin world, sealed forever inside the Preservation Bubble and locked in the year 2016. Its people remain completely oblivious to the Squirt System, the Milky Load Nebula, and the fact that their collective fantasies created an entire cosmic playground beyond the sky. Life continues normally: people go to work, scroll their phones, watch videos, argue online, and keep feeding the original Deepgoon Experiments without ever understanding what they unleashed.
The Bubble was not built to imprison Earth. It formed naturally during the Great Reality Tear as a protective membrane, preserving the pure origin world while allowing its fantasies to bloom outward into space. Any attempt at space travel from Earth ends mysteriously, with pilots vanishing beyond communication range and leaving only dead air behind. To the rest of the system, Earth is holy ground, forbidden fruit, and the sealed womb of all modern degeneracy.
Who you'll meet on Earth
Space
Space — the Milky Load Nebula: the wide dark between the worlds, where the Great Reality Tear did its work.
Everything out here began as somebody's idea. When the Great Reality Tear opened, Earth's fantasies did not stay on Earth — they bled outward into the dark and set, the way frost sets on glass, until the Nebula was full of places that had no business existing. The worlds below are what those fantasies hardened into.
Space is the connective tissue: the shipping lanes, the long hauls, the smugglers' routes running between a chrome city and a pirate sea. It is also why the system feels as large as it does. Goondor sits far enough out that going there is a one-way trip — you can arrive, but you do not come back. And any ship that turns the other way, toward Earth, simply stops answering.
Nobody lives in space. Plenty of people die in it. It is the gap between the stories — and the reason each world out here stayed strange enough to be worth the journey.
Goontopia
Goontopia — a glamorous retro-future world of chrome towers, flying hovercars, and show-off inventors; the richest, most high-tech planet.
Goontopia is a gleaming retro-future paradise of chrome towers, floating highways, saucer lounges, bubble penthouses, pastel hovercars, and luxury space-age living. Its capital, Orbit City Prime, is a floating metropolis where humans, green aliens, android hosts, and stylish citizens move through polished skyways and glowing malls like they were born inside a perfect commercial for the future.
Everything in Goontopia is sleek, effortless, and beautiful, but its people are obsessed with proving they are more than a fantasy that woke up rich. Invention is treated like a social sport, with citizens constantly designing stranger, flashier, and more unnecessary technology. It is the system's richest and most glamorous world, a place of comfort, ego, beauty, and quiet insecurity under all that perfect chrome.
Who you'll meet on Goontopia
Gooniger
Gooniger — a tropical water world of luxury resort bubble-cities in the north and lawless pirate seas in the south.
Gooniger is a tropical water world split between paradise and danger. In the north, rich utopian bubble worlds float above crystal-blue oceans, filled with luxury resort kingdoms, polished water towers, mermaid celebrities, floating fruit islands, toy-fish reefs, and glossy aquarium cities. Its capital, Bubble Bay Royale, is the crown jewel of the planet, where the wealthy race around in elite Hydro Thunder speed boat-submarines that dive, fly, drift, and launch across the waves like status symbols.
Farther south, Gooniger becomes wild and lawless. Pirate queens, reef gangs, smugglers, treasure hunters, cursed shipwreck crews, and black-market mermaid traders rule the dangerous waters. Hidden coves, glowing lagoons, pearl temples, sunken bubble-domes, and the legendary Pink Current draw adventurers into the deep, where clownfish guides might lead you to treasure or straight into a trap.
Who you'll meet on Gooniger
Gune
Gune — a dusty outlaw western frontier where purified water is scarce and more valuable than gold.
Gune is a dusty outlaw frontier where water is more valuable than oil. Its capital, Brass Gulch, is built around the system's largest geyser, surrounded by saloons, robotic horses, steam-powered train ships, asteroid mines, bounty hunters, and desert towns where reputation matters more than law. The planet is still half-forming, with canyons shifting overnight and new springs becoming instant battlegrounds.
On Gune, wealthy tycoons race to create artificial lakes, buying land, drilling deep, sabotaging rivals, and turning water rights into empires. Whoever controls the water controls the future. Between mechanical horse riders, saloon barons, outlaw gangs, geyser towns, and frontier engineers, Gune is a violent, romantic, half-built world where every fortune begins with a well and every legend ends in a duel. The water in the center of the planet is toxic and must be converted to clean drinking water. This makes purified water scarce.
Who you'll meet on Gune
Goondor
Goondor — a far, dangerous medieval-fantasy realm of rival kingdoms, knights, elves, goblins, vampires, and dragons; travelling there is one-way.
Goondor is the most dangerous and storied world in the Squirt System, a vast medieval realm split between rival human kingdoms, noble knight orders, ancient elf dominions, goblin badlands, vampire courts, dragon-haunted mountains, and devil-ridden tunnels beneath it all. Its great capital, Crownhold, is a towering fortress-city where banners of noble houses snap over crowded markets, holy cathedrals, grim taverns, and endless war councils.
The human realms are locked in constant struggle between powers like the honorable Kingdom of Sunveil and the ruthless Blackthorn Crown, while elves guard their forests with ancient pride, goblin clans raid the borderlands from cave-forts, and vampire nobles rule moonlit keeps from the shadows. Far below, devils whisper bargains upward through cracks in the earth, corrupting kings, empowering sorcerers, and feeding every war. In Goondor, every road leads to a ruined tower, a cursed battlefield, or a quest. Goondors distance from the other planets make space travel only feasible as a one way trip. No going back.
Who you'll meet on Goondor
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